Informacje akademickie

Gość

A blond guy and a brunette girl were happily married and about to have a baby. One day, the wife started having contractions, so the husband rushed her to the hospital. He held her hand as she went through a trying birth. In the end, there were two little baby boys.
The blond guy turned to his wife and angrily said, "All right, who's the other father!?!"

find merchant account?
[link widoczny dla zalogowanych]
[link widoczny dla zalogowanych]

Gość

Wife comes home and say's to hubby
" Doctor said i have tit's and ass like an 18yr old ".
Hubby said " What did he say about your 50yr old cunt "?
Wife replies " He didn't mention you "

__________________
[link widoczny dla zalogowanych]

Gość

Hi guys!
[link widoczny dla zalogowanych] is a [link widoczny dla zalogowanych] played weekly on Friday by millions of players from across Europe. The game has participants from nine countries, including Austria, Belgium, France, Ireland, Luxembourg, Portugal, Spain, Switzerland, and the UK. The prize pool is put together from stakes generated from each of the nine countries, and the main jackpot prize starts at 15 Million Euros. If the jackpot is not won during a specific week, the prize pool is 'carried over' to the following week. The record for a single winner is 115 Million Euros, and the highest jackpot ever was 183 Million Euros. These huge jackpots have turned the EuroMillions Lottery into one of the most lucrative and exciting lotteries in the world.
[link widoczny dla zalogowanych]

Gość

A koala is sitting up a gum tree smoking a joint when a little lizard walks past and looks up and says, "Hey Koala !What are you doing?"
The koala says: "Smoking a joint, come up and have some."
So the little lizard climbs up and sits next to the koala and they burn a few. After a while the little lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and is going to get a drink from the river. But the little lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls into the river.
A crocodile sees this and swims over to the little lizard and helps him to the side, then asks the little lizard: "What's the matter with you?" The little lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint with the koala in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into the river while taking a drink. The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the rain forest, finds the tree where the koala is sitting finishing a joint, and he looks up and says " Hey you!" So the koala looks down at him and says:"Shiiiiiiiiiiit dude. how much water did you drink?!!"

[link widoczny dla zalogowanych]
[link widoczny dla zalogowanych]
[link widoczny dla zalogowanych]

Gość

Hi Boss,

People who do lots of work...
make lots of mistakes

People who do less work...
make less mistakes

People who do no work...
make no mistakes

People who make no mistakes...
gets promoted

That's why I spend most of my time
sending e-mails & playing games at work
I need a promotion.

[link widoczny dla zalogowanych]
[link widoczny dla zalogowanych] [link widoczny dla zalogowanych]

Gość

NO TOILET PAPER

A little boy asked his teacher if he could go
to the bath- room. She Said yes.
When he went to wipe his fanny there was no
toilet paper so, he used his hand. When he got back
to class, his teacher asked, "What do you have
inyour hand?"
The boy said, "A little leprechaun and if I
open my hand he'll get scared away."
He was then sent to the principal's office and
the principal asked him, "What do you have in your
hand?" The little boy said, "A little leprechaun and
if I open my hands he'll get scared away."
The principal got mad and yelled, "Open your
hands NOW!" He did and the little boy said,"Oh great
, now look what you did, you scared the shit out of
him!"

[link widoczny dla zalogowanych]
[link widoczny dla zalogowanych] <a href="http://pharmstore.awosv.info/tramadol-tablet.html">tramadol tablet</a>

Dołączył: 18 Mar 2007 Posty: 20 Przeczytał: 0 tematów Ostrzeżeń: 0/5

Jessica Alba In Anal Action Movie!
[link widoczny dla zalogowanych]

Dołączył: 18 Mar 2007 Posty: 20 Przeczytał: 0 tematów Ostrzeżeń: 0/5

Nicole Kidman Blowjob!
[link widoczny dla zalogowanych]

Gość

The newlywed wife said to her husband when he returned from work, "I have great news for you. Pretty soon, we're going to be three in this house instead of two."

Her husband ran to her with a smile on his face and delight in his eyes.

He was glowing of happiness and kissing his wife when she said, "I'm glad that you feel this way since tomorrow morning, my mother moves in with us."

[link widoczny dla zalogowanych]
[link widoczny dla zalogowanych] [link widoczny dla zalogowanych]
[link widoczny dla zalogowanych] [link widoczny dla zalogowanych]

Gość

"Doc," says Steve, "I want to be castrated."

"What on earth for?" asks the doctor in amazement.

"It's something I've been thinking about for a long time and I want to have it done" replies Steve.

"But have you thought it through properly?" asks the doctor, "It's a very serious operation and once it's done, there's no going back. It will change your life forever!"

"I'm aware of that and you're not going to change my mind -- either you book me in to be castrated or I'll simply go to another doctor."

"Well, OK.", says the doctor, "But it's against my better judgment!"

So Steve has his operation, and the next day he is up and walking very slowly, legs apart, down the hospital corridor with his drip stand. Heading towards him is another patient, who is walking exactly the same way.

"Hi there," says Steve,"It looks as if you've just had the same operation as me."

"Well," said the patient, "I finally decided after 37 years of life that I would like to be circumcised."

Steve stared at him in horror and screamed, "Shit! THAT'S the word!"

[link widoczny dla zalogowanych]
[link widoczny dla zalogowanych] [link widoczny dla zalogowanych] [link widoczny dla zalogowanych] [link widoczny dla zalogowanych]

Gość

A drunken cowboy lay sprawled across three entire seats in an Amarillo Theater.

When the usher came by and noticed this, he whispered to the cowboy,
"Sorry, sir, but you're only allowed one seat."

The cowboy groaned but didn't budge.

The usher became more impatient: "Sir, if you don't get up from there
I'm going to have to call the manager."

Once again, the cowboy just groaned.

The usher marched briskly back up the aisle, and in a moment he
returned with the manager.

Together the two of them tried repeatedly to move the cowboy, but with
no success. Finally they summoned the police.

The Texas Ranger surveyed the situation briefly then asked, "All right
buddy what's your name?"

"Sam," the cowboy moaned.

"Where ya from, Sam?" asked the Ranger.
With pain in his voice Sam replied, "The balcony..."

[link widoczny dla zalogowanych]
[link widoczny dla zalogowanych] [link widoczny dla zalogowanych]
[link widoczny dla zalogowanych] <a href='http://battery.jedo.info/laptop-batteries-europe.html'>laptop batteries europe</a>

Gość

At one point during a game, the coach called one of his 9-year-old baseball players aside and asked, "Do you understand what cooperation is? What a team is?"

The little boy nodded in the affirmative.

"Do you understand that what matters is whether we win or lose together as a team?"

The little boy nodded yes.

"So," the coach continued, "I'm sure you know, when an out is called, you shouldn't argue, curse, attack the umpire, or call him a pecker-head. Do you understand all that?

Again the little boy nodded.

He continued, "And when I take you out of the game so another boy gets a chance to play, it's not good sportsmanship to call your coach 'a dumb asshole' is it?"

Again the little boy nodded.

"Good," said the coach. "Now go over there and explain all that to your grandmother

[link widoczny dla zalogowanych]
[link widoczny dla zalogowanych] [link widoczny dla zalogowanych]
<a href='http://ultramrx.pesxs.info/arthritis-medication-ultram.html'>arthritis medication ultram</a>
[link widoczny dla zalogowanych]

Dołączył: 21 Mar 2007 Posty: 20 Przeczytał: 0 tematów Ostrzeżeń: 0/5

Christina Ricci Undressing!
[link widoczny dla zalogowanych]

Gość

AUDI: Another Ugly Deutsche Invention

BMW: Brings Me Women

FIAT: Failure in Italian Automotive Technology

FORD: Fast Only Rolling Downhill or For Only Rough Drivers

HYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing's Drivable And Inexpensive...

VOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object

PORSCHE: Proof of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything

KIA: Kills in Accidents

OPEL: Old People Ending Lives

GOLF/GTI: Girls Only Love Fun / Get Them Inside

HONDA: Hanged Over, Now Driving Away

POLO: Panties off Legs Open

[link widoczny dla zalogowanych] [link widoczny dla zalogowanych]
[link widoczny dla zalogowanych] [link widoczny dla zalogowanych]

Gość

A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform
the other of the afterlife. Their biggest fear was that there was no
afterlife.

After a long life, the husband was the first to go, and true to his
word, he made contact, "Mary . .. Mary . .."

"Is that you, Fred?"

"Yes, I've come back like we agreed."

"What's it like?"

"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex. I have breakfast, off to the
golf course, I have sex. I bathe in the sun and then I have sex twice. I
have lunch, another romp around the golf course, then sex pretty much
all afternoon. After supper, golf course again. Then have sex until late
at night. The next day it starts again."

"Oh Fred, you surely must be in heaven."

"Not exactly, I'm a rabbit on a golf course in Phalaborwa."

[link widoczny dla zalogowanych] [link widoczny dla zalogowanych]
<a href='http://internettv.btewu.info/arabic-internet-tv.html'>arabic internet tv</a> [link widoczny dla zalogowanych]